MY FAN CLUB:
ABIGAIL KATHLEEN BRESLIN (APRIL 14, 96) NYC, NY, U.S. - PRESIDENT
AMANDA LAURA BYNES (APRIL 3, 86) THOUSAND OAKS, CALI, U.S. - VICE PRESIDENT
HANNAH DAKOTA FANNING (FEB 23, 94) CONYERS, GEORGIA, U.S. - GOODWILL CUMBUCKET
ANNE JACQUELINE HATHAWAY (NOV 12, 82) BROOKLYN, NY, U.S. - TREASURER
ALEXA ELLESSE VEGA (AUG 27, 88) MIAMI, FLORIDA, U.S. - PRESS SECRETARY
HILARY ERHARD DUFF (SEP 28, 87) HOUSTON, TEXAS, U.S. - CATERING SUPERVISOR
KEIRA CHRISTINA KNIGHTLEY (MAR 26, 85) TEDDINGTON, LONDON, U.K. - MILITARY LIASON
JULIA FIONA ROBERTS (OCT 28, 67) ATLANTA, GEORGIA, U.S. - UNITED NATIONS LIASON
AMANDA LEIGH MOORE (APR 10, 84) NASHUA, NEW HAMPSHIRE, U.S. - CLUB ARCHIVIST
LINDSAY DEE LOHAN (JUL 2, 86) NYC, NY, U.S. - EVENTS COORDINATOR
TWO NEW APPLICANTS:
HANNAH MONTANA && WILL CLICK IN MY HEAD LATER .... THINK YOUNG.
ADD ALYSSA MILANO
"she's a nice girl""and you're a nice guy"
"and you make a good match."
2334XO EXECUTION CIGXZ
MAY 25, FY09, MONDAY
1154xo "IT's sweet of you girls to let me sleep in, without being a bitch about it."
"NOW i'M GONNA GO MAKE SOME M.O.N.E.Y."
*looks at ASH-MK, "see ya at the office!"*
Oh and I'm supposed to say the highlight was last night when there was piece of speck in Ash's eye on screen, and I had to wipe it off as I was wiping a tear from her eye cos she read my proposal. Furthermore, I had a dream in which was at Smoke N' Toke or something, and was working on getting more members and Ashley was sitting on a couch to the right with a girl, and she finally decided to go home with her and a couple of other girls. I was becuase working trying to get more people involved. I didn't say "ow" or anything, but I suppose it's good to know she was interested in getting more girls involved.
"Anyway, I'm delayed. It's monday morning and I slept in." *goes to my office, a total of three steps and a user-account change, though not neccessarily in that order.*
"oh and I got to know my female celebrity fan club board while drinking some coffee. that was cool."
1452XO FINISHED LUNCH,
LETS THEN DESIGNATE THE FAN CLUB AND GIVE MK SOME EQUALIZING ATTENTION.
MY FAN CLUB:
ABIGAIL KATHLEEN BRESLIN (APRIL 14, 96) NYC, NY, U.S. - PRESIDENT
AMANDA LAURA BYNES (APRIL 3, 86) THOUSAND OAKS, CALI, U.S. - VICE PRESIDENT
HANNAH DAKOTA FANNING (FEB 23, 94) CONYERS, GEORGIA, U.S. - GOODWILL CUMBUCKET
ANNE JACQUELINE HATHAWAY (NOV 12, 82) BROOKLYN, NY, U.S. - TREASURER
ALEXA ELLESSE VEGA (AUG 27, 88) MIAMI, FLORIDA, U.S. - PRESS SECRETARY
HILARY ERHARD DUFF (SEP 28, 87) HOUSTON, TEXAS, U.S. - CATERING SUPERVISOR
KEIRA CHRISTINA KNIGHTLEY (MAR 26, 85) TEDDINGTON, LONDON, U.K. - MILITARY LIASON
JULIA FIONA ROBERTS (OCT 28, 67) ATLANTA, GEORGIA, U.S. - UNITED NATIONS LIASON
AMANDA LEIGH MOORE (APR 10, 84) NASHUA, NEW HAMPSHIRE, U.S. - CLUB ARCHIVIST
LINDSAY DEE LOHAN (JUL 2, 86) NYC, NY, U.S. - EVENTS COORDINATOR
TWO NEW APPLICANTS:
HANNAH MONTANA && WILL CLICK IN MY HEAD LATER .... THINK YOUNG.
ADD ALYSSA MILANO
1555XO FINISHED AVRIL MOTIVATION
163201 finished PARIS OBLIGATION
oh yeah, had this blinding vision thing here I saw time standstill at "200000' or '20:00:00' while I was sleeping last night/this morning.
pre170000 got on one knee and proposed to my designated first mate.
2053XO for the record, they were playing Harold and Kumar go to White Castle on a channel here from Sunday, but I had work on Sunday (updating my proposal to MK-ASH). They have encore presentations. However, when I was younger I'm sure I would have laughed. But now, I would just get pissed seeing the stereotype's Hollywood and America have of Asians.
The voices in my head,
"Welcome to the ghetto, nigga. You're never gonna be a wanna-a-be."
Always the real deal,
no need to steal.
Cos you know my dick
makes them pussies squeal.
tuesday, may 26, fy09
1553XO finishing a vivid post for friday, a photo of my first mate fell as if to confirm it's perfection.
what an amazing girl.
today, I made her blush,
when I told her that she wasn't a celebrity,
how beautiful she was,
and she was the epitome of the girl next door.
1645XO "door's locked. ask a nigga, and he'll break in?" - Homie Spaluonie
"crackers never listen"
"i'm neutral like switzerland."
1649xo first faces
dolce & gabbano
snejana onopka viva agency
dsqaured
carmen kaas women agency
mmmmmm, girl shoots a shotgun
burberry
gemma ward img agency
allesandro dell acqu
querelle jonson
city
freja erichsen img
pusscci
solange wilvert next
alberta ferretti lesly masson ford agency
fendi gemma ward img agency
missoni
morgane dubled dna agency
gucci freja erichsen img agency
miu miu jessica stam img agency
prada
sasha pipvarova img
versace
elena baguci tiu ko
ka anja rubki jula stegner
roberto cavalli
julia stegner
supreme woman
1655xo "shut up and bow."
"and if you got one person in your life who really loves you, then consider yourself lucky. Me? I hit the jackpot."
{ yeah I'm thinking of ASH-MK when I heard that last line. }
1702XO "JUDGE" designation on myself.
1704XO naomi campbell ... need i say more?
1705xo kywd: LOYALTY
SEEMS LIKE FOREVER I'VE BEEN BEAT UP BROEKN DOWN AND WORE OUT ... AND WITH MY BACK AGAISNT THE WALL ON JUDGEMENT DAY I OVERCAME PYSICS AND GRAVITY DEFEATING THE BIG SHOW, CRITICS WERE SILENCED. .... I WILL NOT LET THEM DOWN.
1796XO HUSTLE & RESPECT
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA! ... I'M JUST KIDDING.
I LOVE IT!
LOL
WHAT YOU'RE WITNESSING IS THE FASTEST, THE MOST WELL TRAINED, THE MOST INTELLIGENT WRESTLER IN ALL THE W.W.E.
{ AND THE POWER CUT }
{ the fucked up thing? i'm the fastest, the most well trained, the most intelligent ... AND I'M NOT EVEN TRYING. }
1900XO "YOU A SUPER FREAK!" - RUSH HOUR 3
EARLIER GROWING PAIN MOVIE WAS ON, BUT i WAS BUSY SO MY P.C. ATTITUDE IS GOING TO QUOTE MY MOST FAVORITE LINE FROM THE MOVIE AS POSITIVE RE-INFORCEMENT,
"MR. SUCCESSFUL. $100 mILLION!"
191753 *My first mate says with shock,* "you'd marry me?!"
*I blink,* "maybe."
*she knows my views on marriage based on scripture of Jesus Christ.*
*I adjust my belt.* "Maybe not."
*I can tell she likes me. A lot.*
*I sigh and instruct.* "Look, let's just sit down and get to know each other."
*She nods acceptance.*
*chuckles to myself* "i've got a main squeeze."fsx
2118XO the voices in my head, "And your co-counsel, she loves you for respecting her like that."
2207xo while watching DBZ and Britney Spears, a message came on screen "Love Rulez". Aphrodite, get the fuck out of my office. In the underworld, your selfish authority has no power.
MK-ASH, I'm going to beat you severely until I discover the truth of your sexual history. I suppose the truth is something may have happened over Ascension Weeken FY09. Granted you didn't know me consciously, but you knew who I was and inside your minds you should have had an idea of loving me. So, when I know the truth, wehn I see the beautiful fear in your eyes. Then, if those visions were realized, you will hunt him down, and cut him limb from limb, and you will eat his flesh as a reminder of never to betray me. However, if you were good, and these things were just nightmares and warnings, then I suppose you'll be treated with such pure adoration words will not be able to contain my gratitude for you two.
Either way, your still mine.
The number $3000 USD came up, and so did $10,000 just now in this movie "pu-239".
Granted with a ten thousand dollar a month salary, the break-up could be as follows:
$1000 - tithe
$1000 - oil
$1000 - savings
$1000 - extra
$3000 - home and office expenses
$3000 - mother
that's just a draft.
2215XO "A man must separate business and pleasure." [ p.c. i made it clear a long time ago, I'm in the pleasure-business. ]
Ladies, what can I say? Just as the Lord God Jehovah was The jealous God who would not tolerate any other god, so am i a jealous husband who will not tolerate any other male.
I could have just asked? For what? For you to spend a single dollar of your money when I feel as a man that's my responsibility? I wouldn't mind re-imbursing you if you were to fly here and show me the ticket receipt. That's not a problem. But the idea of you being so EASY, when your sex has been nothing but impossiblly difficult for me, is not a notion I can grasp so readily.
Would you? Would you come home to me, work with me, day by day, knowing I would take care of you, by any means necessary, providing for you, sheltering you, clothing you (your first pair of uniforms are ready as I type this), feeding you. Just try to travel economic coach class. I'll get our first class world trip under way damn soon, but if you two are serious about coming here, and beginning a Billionaire Networth Lifestyle, then hey, I'M IN.
For the record, I understand your company and whatnot makes that much, however, your personal networth is nowhere near even One Billion. This I know for fact.
You will be reimbursed for any transportation costs, almost immediately. From what I understand of Muslim Bride Price, you will share this room as my gift to you. And as confident as I am in my money making abilities, i will be more than happy to upgrade you at a future date. This is my home, it is mine to portion out to my wives. And you two will always be considered (I feel you smiling) my chief wives.
*sighs* I'm going to enbliss beating the both of you.
Now I've got to get back to binding you two to my heart.
(Awwwwwww ... hey shut up!)
2235XO *sighs* ... And I know that you won't lie to me becuase your my wives. And you love me. Even if that bitch doesn't. Hell, I'm not so holy that I can't be loved. And if I could choose only two people (besides my first mate of course) who I'd want to love me, it'd be the two of you.
Yeah, I'm a dork.
A genocidal dork with extremely homicidal tendencies who likes raping and killing, but yeah, I'm still your dork.
the raping and killing thing, you'll get used to it. Hey, you just think of it as business. I'll think of it as pleasure.
*sees that wicked-sinister smile on your lips...* Hmmmm, or maybe you should think of it as pleasure.
2238XO "Am I a man or a mouse?!" "Is that a trick question?" - the mouse Stuart Little and his pet cat Tinkerbell.
MAY 27, fy09
0042XO "TWIN COOLING SYSTEM"
"you ready?"
"I was born ready."
"I'm not going to quit,
you hear me?!"
0120XO BILLIONAIRE ALUMNI
I'M HIRED.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
DEPRAVITY IS HAUNTIY THIS UNIVERSITY.
WE ARE DECLARING A NEW AGE AT THIS UNIVERSITY.
FOR A NEW CIVILIZATION EMERGE, ONE MUST CRUMBLE.
0123XO LET'S GET SEXY.
THERE'S A HUNDRED HOT HORNY CHICS HERE TONIGHT. I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
CALL ME IRRESPONSIBLE,
CALL ME UNRELIABLE.
YOU GET TO HIT THE RESET BUTTON ON LIFE.
THE LADIES' MAN OF THE FAMILY.
ANYBODY YOU WANNA BE.
OR COME PARTY,
VIP STYLE.
AWWWW, ONE SCHOOLGIRL STAYED.
yOU HAVE REALLY PRETTY TEETH BY THE WAY.
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.
A SCIENTIFIC PLAN TO DEVELOP TEAMWORK AND BROTHERHOOD.
0226xo P.C. "i GUESS I'M THINKING RIGHT."
1633XO SO MK-ASH, THE TRUTH IS THAT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY WEDDING VOWS TO YOU WHEN I FELT TWO BEINGS OF LIGHT WITH A SINGLE GUY DURING ASCENSION WEEKEND. IMAGINE MY INNER HATRED FOR YOU, WHICH I CONTINUE TO DENY. I WILL CONTINUE MY VOWS, BUT YOUR ASCENSION WEEKENDS WITH ME WILL BE HELL FOR YOU.
HEKATE, IRONICALLY YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T DONE ANYTHING. I SAY IRONIC, BECUASE YOU WERE THE ONE I EXPECTED TO BE UNCONQUERABLE. SO NOW WOULD BE THE TIME. CXCX
200037 "HUH." CAME HOME, THE LIGHTS WERE OUT. CLOSED MY DOOR AND THE RED LIGHT CAME ON.
"WELCOME HOME, MR. HUGHES."
2127xo "So to business?"
"to business." - Ocean's Twelve
While watching MK-ASH as I ate dinner, grandma watched television and some guy said "Cheap Gangster." I bought a cell phone today. I don't have fancy, costly shirts and the tie I wear when I leave home is from the streets.
And as I left home to go buy a cig, I realized, "hey, at least he called me a 'gangster'."
2145XO "Hell's Kitchen is my neighborhood" ... "watching in darkness, forever in darkness"
wednesday 3rd june THE N.O.C.
hOW DO I FEEL?
I feel like a New Yorker,
the quintessential New Yorker.
232146 sessilee lopez sprin summer fy09
steven mesiel, paolo roversi, ario sorrenti, david sims,
fd ermanno scervino
fd missoni
fd frankie morello
"i beleive that if you have a dream there's no reason why you should reach it."
"I'm happy that I get to be sexy for once."
fd la perla
anna maria mostrom 20 yrs la models
232413 eniko mihalik
fd blugirl
'88 born bekenscabat hungry, known for lips cheekbone, muse vinoody matadin
fd angelo marani
fd trend les copains
fd max mara
"nothing sweet about me...
nothing sweeet about me."
fd john richmod
fdns ielkens trange, diana motablan
likes cartoon, sushi, board games
fy02 hungariarn model look
fd rocco barocco
fd blu girl
fd byblos
fd enrico coveri
july fh06
fy09 exlusive six monthc contrzt
italian vogue and italian fair
fd angelo marani
fd max mara
fd moschino
fd john richmond
gucci lily donaldson, abbbey lee
nov 08 japanese vogue
fd rocco barocco
fd blugirl
fd rocco barocco
fd derercuny
fd iceberg
fd enrico coveri
"the way you look at me is like a little sister..." Awwwww, Vivid Girls love me...
WE WORK FOR A HIGHLY FUNDED,
YET UNOFFICIAL GOVERNMENT AGENCY.
010737 PARIS HILTON - HITCH
012428 - THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I CAN FLY, AND THAT'S YOU... YOU KIND OF LIKE ME HUH? .... NO, I LOVE YOU. - { SUMS UP MY FIRST MATE PERFECTLY }
BASIC PRINCIPLES: THERE ARE NONE.
RULE NUMBER 2: ALL YOUR EX'S SHOW UP.
q: Do you still beleive Love Rules?
A: HELL NO.
md kim smith
md shelly radley
amy smart
md gisele bundchen
md viktoria hedberg - ballet dancing tall girl, who made me sit up just to get her name
md alina - ftv calendar on black diamong geneba
174714
"15 yrs underground"
"the owner of the boat"
"have you talked to your wife?"
"ex-wife."
"so in fact you don't know what she's doing."
"i don't know what she's doing."
"So you invent it... how long have you been inventing her life?"
"you know what I think? I think you won't be drinking tonight."
"what are you looking at?" -
KERO! Hey, Kero. *huge anime grin with dorky eyes* .... KERO. Good doggie. GREAT DOGGIE!! KERO. Awww, .... KERO!
kero, ruff ruff.
hehehe... kero.
hehe, silly.
2356xo amanda bynes on screen
0010xo "this is my meanest."
090619 "We start at the beginning. where were you born?"
"Manhattan."
090955 "MANHATTAN CLEAN"
HEHE k-e-r-o!
awwwww..... Kero.
*child like smile* ..... yeah.
Kero.
zz
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